Sunday, January 2, 2011

Story

This was supposed to be posted on The Fakes, but I honestly think it sucks. But I spent a couple hours on it, so I'm gonna post it here, as an alternative to throwing it out :P

I was smart. Correction, I AM smart. And somewhat manipulative. I had tricked my father into helping me get laid. Let’s start at the beginning.

You see, in biology class, we were put into groups for a large project. I was in a group with a hot guy 3 years older than me. He’s not stupid, just a perfectionist. See he graduated like 2 years ago, with marks in the low-high 80’s, but he wants 90’s. And in his brain he won’t graduate till he replaces every mark he’s ever gotten with a 90-something. You may think he sounds like a nerd, but seriously, he’s taken each course like 4 times, its bound to sink in by then. No studying necessary.

Anyways, he’s cute. Not like a regular guy his age, he looks younger. And not hot. Cute. Adorable actually. Very smooth, boyish face, but a NICE body, slim, yet somewhat muscular.

He had every characteristic of a gay guy, but for some reason, he ALWAYS had a girlfriend, and usually for pretty lengthy periods of time. So I THINK he’s straight? I don’t know. Soemthign’s up with this guy, and I’m gonna find out what.

So, I heard him mention one day that during the break from school, he couldn’t get ANY hours lined up at work, and he was desperate for cash. I was singing songs in my head, and not really pay attention.

Later that night, my dad was saying he needed to hire some guy to help him renovate our cottage, and he’d pay them handsomely. Finally, my brain put two and two together. And the result was a hell of a lot better than 4.

So flash foreward two weeks, and we’re off to the cottage. The good news: We were sharing a room. The bad news: My dad would be on the other side of the wall.

Then my dads phone rings. I’ll spare you all the boring crap, but eventually he said some choice words and hung up, and informed us that he’d have to go back to the city to meet with his lawyer about car insurance. Well I didn’t even know he had a lawyer, so I started asking him about that. About two minutes later, I clued into the new situation. The good news: We’d now be there alone. The bad news: Now we’d have separate rooms.

I can deal.

We get there, my dad drops us off, and leaves.

Then I think of another problem: This guy is only hear for the money. We really don’t know each other.

So lots of small talk later, I finally havwe enough to get where I’m going.

“So, what do you do in your spare time?”

“Usually fight with my brother. He can be a pain in the ass”

okay, he’s got a brother. This helps move things along.

“How old is he?”

“14”

Perfect.

“That must get awkward sometimes.”

“What do you mean?”

“Well, he’s at that age where he’ll start having… questions. And you’re probably the closest guy to him he feels he can talk to-”

“Oh. Well, yeah I guess.”

“But it’s good for him that he has someone to talk to”

“Oh?”

“When I was that age, I wished so hard that I had an older brother, someone I could ask about things like ‘hair down there’, boners, masturbation…”

“WHAT?! Naw, you… you think… he’ll ask about THAT?!”

“What that?”

“Masturbation?”

“Well yeah, sure. I mean he’s curious, he knows he can trust to ask you…”

“HOLY SHIT! I never thought about that! What the fuck am I gonna do when my little brother comes up to me and asks me about jerking off?!”

“Be honest with him. No sense telling him lies.”

“That’s not exactly the kind of stuff I’m used to talking about.”

“So practice.”

“With who?”

“NOW he was RIGHT where I wanted him”

“I don’t know… the sooner you do it the better though, he could ask you any day now.”

“will YOU help me get ready for this?”

Well here’s where the manipulation part of this story comes in. I’d just gotten this guy to ask me to talk about jerking off with him. That’s the first step.”

“Well, if you’re sure. I mean, we’ll be together all week, it may get awkward - “

“No! Trust me, it’d work. I’m gonna have to see my brother for the rest of my life, if I can’t take a week, how do I take 80 more years?!”

“Alright.”

“Cool. So, what now?”

“How bout I ask the questions that your brother may ask, and you answer them honestly?”

“Sounds good, and thanks for helping”

No, thank YOU my friend. Hear that? He’s THANKING me
“Kay. Jack(probably should have mentioned this a while ago, but that’s his name), what is “masturbation”?

“Well Nathan, (his brother, in case you didn’t pick up on that,) masturbation is when a guy, or a girl I guess, has sex with themselves.”

“And now you’ve confused him. At his age, he doesn’t know to use his hand, or about any kind of sex except that with the intenion of reproduction. You say “has sex with themselves”, and he’ll think they’re popping out new organs!”

“Oh, I guess I could word that better”

“There ya go”

“Okay, well Nathan, masturbation is when someone sexually pleasures themselves. It gives you pleasure like sex, but it’s just with one person, and usually their hand”

“whadya mean”

“Well, for a guy, he kinda grabs his penis, and rubs up and down, and he get’s a boner -”

“What’s a boner”

“An erection.?”

“Ohh, we learnt about that in school!”

“Yup.”

“Do YOU masturbate?”

“Oh come ON!”

“Whatare you gonna do if he asks?!”

“Ugh… yeah, every guy does it!”

“How often?”

“A lot.”

“All the time?!”

“Once or twice a day”

“Wow.”

“Can you show me?”

“Oh come on dude!”

“Well let’s face it, you better get used to it. I’m sure sometimes you’ll walk in on each other or something.”

“Fine.”

The dialogue stopped here. But let me just tell you, the pants came down. He pulled out his boner, and finally demonstrated everything just as he’d teach his brother. Then he asked me to teach him the same.

Finally, we gave up. We just moved to what we want.

I took his dick in my mouth. It grew rather quickly. This didn’t surprise me. I looked up at his face. Remember when I said I wasn’t sure if he was gay? I am now.

The look on his face was intriguing. His eyes were shut tight, his upper lip scrunched up, his bottom lip being bitten. His eyebrows showed pain, but his moans showed pleasure, and finally, his cock showed beauty.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Random Idea:

Random Idea:
Since I won't be posting very often, I'll post anything you want to send me!
So send me anything you'd like me to post ,and I will. Remember, this is a gay-oriented adult blog, so make sure your submissions fit that criteria!

New Blog!

Some of you may know me already!
I'm The Story Teller, From http://www.thefakes-wake5.blogspot.com ! It's an amazing blog, and I only post my best work there. But some of you may be wondering what happens to all my failed ideas? Well, I've decided to start posting them here! I mean, why not!? These probably won't be as good as my work over at The Fakes, and most of them won't even be complete stories, mostly just ideas that got thrown out! There won't be any regular posting schedule, so it's just luck and chance whether or not I'll be posting anything that day! I'll try to post something at least 3 times a week.

Also, this won't JUST be random thrown-out stories. I'll probably throw in some random posts here and there, I mean, why not!?